St Jerome’s Laneway Festival Infuriates Punters

By Mel Campbell on February 2nd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Police and security guards stand by as impatient crowds jostle for Architecture In Helsinki. Image: twitter.com/ojk007

Police and security guards stand by as impatient crowds jostle for Architecture In Helsinki. Image: twitter.com/ojk007

When it began in 2005, St Jerome’s Laneway Festival was just a local band gig that spilled from its tiny host bar into Caledonian Lane, Melbourne. Subsequent festivals expanded into nearby venue the Lounge and then onto nearby Lonsdale Street.

Laneway Festival now boasts international indie acts, and although organisers continue to insist it is an intimate boutique festival, it now tours to Sydney, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth, and each city boasts between two and four stages. Yesterday’s ‘home event’ in Melbourne had six – two additional free stages outside the State Library and local shopping complex QV.

But Laneway’s Melbourne event has caused widespread anger among those who paid $100 to be there. As early as yesterday afternoon, angry festivalgoers were being urged to sign a petition to have their ticket price refunded. A Facebook group has also been set up, with an open letter addressed to Jerome Borazio, owner of St Jerome’s bar. At the time of writing, it has 138 members.

Because of the difficult logistics of holding the festival over several CBD blocks without shutting out retailers and passers-by, punters had to enter and exit stage areas through small checkpoints, which created bottlenecks and queues for stage access that meant many ticketholders were unable to see their favourite acts.

“We got there at around midday and had to queue up 40 minutes just to get in,” festivalgoer Adam Chandler told The Enthusiast today. “The gates opened at 12 and the first set started at 12. We missed the first set by Tame Impala. They’ve only got five songs.”

Chandler also told The Enthusiast that entry and exit to the popular Little Lonsdale Street stage were being controlled by a single security guard from the QV shopping centre. “The QV security guard had no coordination with the St Jerome’s security staff,” he said.

“Four Tet was playing at 6:30 on the Red Bull stage. We started queuing at 5:30 to get in there,” festivalgoer and Triple R radio presenter Dave Slutzkin told The Enthusiast. “An hour later when he started we were about halfway down the queue, which was moving slower and slower. At 7:20, well after he’d finished, we were about 15 people from the front and had barely moved in half an hour, at which point we gave up and went to Hoyts to see Underworld 3.”

“By 7pm you were pretty much stuck in the one spot for the rest of the night, and by 8pm they had officially closed the Little Lonsdale stage to any newcomers leaving a lot of angry sweaty boys outside swearing at the security about how they’d ‘fuckin paid $100 for Girl Talk and we fuckin wanna see him’,” user fakeplasticme wrote on local music forum Mess+Noise.

This was the scene late in the day, after police reinforcements had to be called:

The festival was also plagued by unannounced alterations to playing times, low decibel limits that made some performers difficult to hear (one band, Stereolab, even apologised to the audience for their sound), poor amenities, intrusions by non-ticketholders, preferential treatment of VIP guests, and heavy-handed behaviour by festival security staff.

“The organisation of it all reaked [sic] greed,” Tess French told The Enthusiast via Twitter. “No relay speakers, no loos inside the stages but plenty of grog. V. unpleasant.”

“The toilets provided were portaloos as expected at a festival, but there were far too few and they were poorly placed,” Slutzkin said. To use the toilet, punters were expected to leave ticketed areas then queue to get back in. “So this led to a fair bit of public urination.”

“We waited for almost an hour to see AIH,” wrote user idoliseme on music forum FasterLouder. “When we got to the front no one was getting let in! Oh, except for the VIPs of course…”

“A lot of the anger I’m reading about this talks about all the VIP passes – a lot of that is down to the corporate sponsors,” wrote Mess+Noise user Block. “Levi’s had stacks of ‘guests’, so did Tiger Beer. None of the ones I saw/overheard seemed that interested in the music.”

“The general consensus of all whom I spoke with was utter frustration and disappointment,” wrote FasterLouder user Neveragain. “Perhaps it was a good move for business to expand the festival but where was the intimacy that the festival is known for?

“Perhaps the security guards and/or organisers could have spent less time harshly enforcing entry and exit points and more time paying attention to the numerous people wandering around without wrist bands – I’m certain I wasn’t the only one waiting in line whilst watching non-ticket holders clear the fence.”

“I’d be surprised if the Library Stage returns next year given all the empty beer bottles that are scattered all over the lawn,” wrote user LikeOMG on Mess+Noise. “I saw so many people holding brown paper bags at one stage that I thought I was at a homeless convention.”

“Wouldn’t surprise me if yesterday’s Laneway is the last Laneway,” added Cade Diehm on Twitter.

Festivalgoers in a jam-packed Caledonian Lane. Image: Tess French

Festivalgoers in a jam-packed Caledonian Lane. Image: Tess French

Talk has turned to whether this was inevitable, given the festival’s expansion. “As soon as overseas bands are brought in to bolster audience numbers, the whole organisation and ability to cope with crowds just collapses,” wrote user FrankieTeardrop on Mess+Noise. “I thought they would have learnt a lesson from previous experiences. Apparently not!”

Adam Chandler agrees. “Because the festival expanded so much this year, it just seemed they’d been caught off guard by the size, and there also didn’t seem to be a lot of coordination between the crowd control people and the event organisers. I don’t know whether they had an event manager or someone who’s responsible for overseeing the entire thing.”

What could the festival organisers have done differently? Many believe the various stages were poorly programmed – inexplicably, the main stage on Lonsdale Street didn’t host the headlining acts, who were squeezed into the Little Lonsdale Street stage.

“Dear Laneway Festival: in future if you are going to have one stage that is 5 times the size of all the others, do put your headliners there,” wrote writer and comedian Luke Ryan on Twitter.

Other festivalgoers claim too many tickets were sold. When The Enthusiast visited the site at around 3pm yesterday, we were astounded to see that tickets were still on sale.

“And they could open up the bars inside the site to allow more room for patrons to relax between bands,” Slutzkin suggested. “Both St Jerome’s and Sister Bella were closed, for no apparent reason. Opening these would have given people a much easier time of hanging out.”

We approached Laneway Festival organisers for comment and were advised an official statement was being prepared. However, it didn’t reach us before deadline.

EDIT, 6pm, Monday 2 February: St Jerome’s Laneway Festival has released the following statement:

“The St Jerome’s Laneway Festival strives to deliver a unique event, closing streets and laneways in the heart of the city to create a truly special show.

“This year the festival expanded to meet demand of previous years while retaining the city location. The increased capacity was agreed in consultation with all relevant authorities and determined by the amount of extra space made available to the festival. At no point did the number of people within the overall festival site exceed the designated capacity, however some festival goers have raised some concerns and we would like to address these here.

“Public safety was the paramount concern of the organisers at all times and there was constant communication between all areas of festival management throughout the day. Due to the limitations of holding a show in laneways and other restricted spaces, we have always focused on the safety of our patrons and this has been at the forefront of our dedicated team’s planning. This concern led to some areas being restricted at various points throughout the day, with patrons encouraged to utilise other areas of the site.

“In addition to this, the unsafe and reckless behavior of a small number of patrons within the Little Lonsdale Precinct led to the decision to limit entry into this area and ensure that our resources were able to focus on the safety of our event attendees after 7:30pm. It was very disappointing that a minority’s reckless behavior spoilt the day for people who wanted to see certain bands and we apologize for this inconvenience, the reasons for which were not possible to communicate to the audience in such a short period of time.

“For the past five years, the Laneway Festival has delivered some of the world’s finest music, thanks to the amazing support of music fans, media, sponsors and stakeholders and we look forward to doing so in the years to come”.


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15 comments have been made

  1. Cassie 2 Feb 09 at 2:39 pm

    After going to Laneway in 2005 (I think) I refused to go again, even after they announced that they’d open up more streets to festival goers. When I was there a friend got sunstroke from lack of shade, and had to vomit in a plastic cup because she couldn’t reach the toilets for queues and queues of people. They oversold that year as well. This doesn’t surprise me at all. It seems that its all pretty greed driven. I’m honestly surprised that people are so eager to even attend such a poorly planned festival year after year.

  2. Bob 2 Feb 09 at 3:55 pm

    That is one of the worst articles I have ever read, full of speculation and over-exaggeration. Get some facts before writing this garbage….

  3. yerknickers 2 Feb 09 at 4:48 pm

    haha, i vowed never to go again after last year’s shambles.

    a friend texted me at four, saying ‘are you here? this is awesome!’.

    i warned him to reserve judgement until 7pm, when it got fully fucked last year.

  4. Adam 2 Feb 09 at 4:59 pm

    what a trainwreck.

  5. nick 2 Feb 09 at 5:26 pm

    why did all those losers stand outside of little Lonsdale stage chanting instead of going to see The Hold Steady? One of the best bands in the world. Morons.

  6. David 2 Feb 09 at 5:47 pm

    Worst organized Festival I have attended, and that was the most non-apologetic statement I have ever read. I lined up 1.5hrs to see GirlTalk only to be told that they were not letting any more people in. What a waste of a hard earned $100.

    Check out what other people had to say.
    http://blogs.theage.com.au/yoursay/archives/2009/02/st_jeromes_fest.html?page=fullpage#comments

  7. lb 2 Feb 09 at 8:11 pm

    Nick, your right, Hold Steady are a great band, but when you pay $100 and wait in a queue for over an hour to see girltalk, its pretty disgraceful that you can’t.

    Such a ridiculously ill planned event! And Thanks a lot Jerome, blame the people who feed and cloth you cause you cant accept responsibility for a shite festival.

    I want my money back, because the only thing I got out of this festival was a urinary tract infection for not being able to use a bathroom. Or yeah and possibly a bit of dehydration from lack of water. So much for the concern of your patrons.

  8. Samone 2 Feb 09 at 9:10 pm

    Last years St. Jerome’s was not greatly smaller than this years, but was a huge success (in my eyes).

    This article is not speculation. It is views expressed by people like me, who attended, and were greatly disappointed and feel horribly chjeated by what occurred. Last year The Prests rocked the Lonsdale st stage the plac was packed up to Swanson, but the vibe was electric. This year it was ridden with anger, and generl “Fuck You JEROME!”-ness.

    Not to mention the fact that I could hear the conversation of the unenthusiastic people talking behind me in Daedelus, just 4 rows from the front, due to PATHETIC sound levels.

    I was trying to dance, and kept getting buzz-killed by someone complaining they weren’t at Girl Talk!

    We made the smart move when The Temper Trap played, watched them from the line, and made it to Four Tet at 6.45, right as he began.

  9. Old Louise 2 Feb 09 at 10:24 pm

    I’m so not surprised. In 2005 it was hideous! vowed never to go again - dangerous bottle necks, couldn’t buy drinks, couldn’t get to the toilet, over crowded bogansville. Somehow managed to forget this and went along last year - OMG it was just as terrible. Took over an hour to move between stages 20 metres away from one another. They said there were pass outs then we got dinner and they said only passouts till 7pm. Then wouldn’t let us bring dinner in even though they’d run outta food inside. ended up standing still except for that two hours of my life i’ll never get back lining up to use the bathroom. Had a free ticket this year but there was no way in hell I’d go again. So disappointing they still hadn’t learned from all the shit that happened in the previous years. Hope y’all get a refund.

  10. Cassie 3 Feb 09 at 8:47 am

    Speculation, Bob? How so?

  11. tim 3 Feb 09 at 9:38 am

    What a shame. I attended the Brisbane festival and it was the total opposite, the grounds were big and easily accessible, there was plenty of space to move between stages and there were no queues for toilets or the bar, it was actually one of the best run festivals I’ve been to.

  12. alexio 3 Feb 09 at 10:47 am

    How is quoting people that experienced this first-hand ’speculation’? My experience of the festival was actually worse than this article describes it, I spent so long standing in a queue - the security guards told us we were not allowed to sit - that I wasn’t able to walk on Monday. People were crying. Some of the hundreds of VIPs were trying to bribe guards to get in. It was a complete shambles.

  13. Henny Penny 3 Feb 09 at 11:33 am

    The chickens have come home to roost. Screwing the punters once again. Last year was border-line, but this is a complete sham and indicative of the way business is done by the clown. That’s right you fat, obnoxious, greedy bugger, reach into those deep pockets and refund our money! Won’t ever be supporting Jerome, his events or any of his bars again.

  14. Kate Thompson 3 Feb 09 at 2:35 pm

    St Jeromes was great last year - shame that the expansion (# of stages, # of tickets) had such a negative effect. I’m glad I couldn’t make it.

    Clearly the organisers need to re-think the strategy and decide: is it an intimate and distinct ‘laneway’ festival or is it competing with BDO?

  15. Jemima 14 Feb 09 at 1:34 pm

    The sydney show was brilliant. There’s always plenty of space and two park areas to chill out in the shade. There is also a bar (semi)open for the festival. There’s always line for the loos, and there’s a bit of pushing and shoving to get to the front, but really it’s nothing i don’t expected at a festival. Compared to mammoth fests like BDO, laneway is a breeze. I’ve been last year and this year and it’s my favourite festival.

    it’s such a shock to learn of the shambles that is the melbourne leg of the festival. i had always assumed that melbourne, being the festival’s home town, would be the best set up and most enjoyable of the shows. it doesn’t even sound like syd and melbourne were the same festival…

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