Last weekend an ATM card skimming device was found attached to a Bendigo Bank ATM in Sandringham, Melbourne. Could you have spotted it? We ask the banks for some tips.

Quizzical comic Rob Hunter appears mostly harmless before unleashing the Moosecow upon Comedy Festival audiences. It’s the most welcome of surprises.

The Cure’s ‘Close To Me’ has been sampled beyond recognition since its release in 1985, even by the band themselves. So why is Lady Sovereign getting so much shit for ‘So Human’?

This self-absorbed performance poet and cabaret diva – and her longsuffering backing band – will take you on a hilarious, assured journey involving free verse, temper tantrums and foods ending in ‘ana’.

These are the worst biscuits I can remember eating.

London comic Andrew Lawrence is both mischievous and malevolent in his bitter but dependable stand-up show My Contemptible Life In A Gutter Of Abject Desolation.

Anna Log discusses the ins and outs – actually, mostly the ins – of constipation in her aptly titled show.

In the words of my little brother, nobody really “verses” anyone in this show. But you will get two observational shows for the price of one.

In an astounding capitulation to religious nutjobs, SBS will not be screening a Friday Night Porno on Good Friday! But don’t worry; there is plenty of other good stuff on telly this week.