When searching for insight into the mindset of weeping tweens that worship the glittering demons of Twilight, look no further than the Killers.

Whether it’s diamonds glued on a skull or a price tag stuck on a blank wall, new indie comedy (Untitled) has a laugh at the absurdity of modern art.

When is an answer not an answer? When it is “It is what it is”. Confused yet? That’s exactly how George Bush, Britney Spears, Al Gore, Brad Pitt and countless football coaches want you to feel.

This week, the ABC announced that much of its arts coverage was shifting from TV to a revamped online portal. Was this a smart move? And is the new site any good?

Peter Greenaway’s stunning illumination of The Last Supper helps reclaim da Vinci’s masterpiece for what it is – a visual triumph.

Australia’s most lovable old crank Bob Ellis is mad as hell and he isn’t going to take it any more. He rallies the troops with some bizarre battle plans in The Capitalism Delusion.

The signature biscuit of old-fashioned Australian ladies, the Iced VoVo is a true classic.

Death as cinematic entertainment takes on a cynical and stupid new dimension in the fourth, and hopefully Final Destination.

Enjoy gross-out Medical Monday, interesting stuff from Stephen Fry, bisexual dramas, and John Safran whacking off to a picture of Barack Obama. Who said free-to-air TV was dead?