The Biscuiteer goes back to school with these individually wrapped kiddie treats. But if we were kids, we’d be kind of disappointed to find these in our lunchboxes.

You'll love Coles – except for this racially awkward imitation Oreo biscuit.

In the first of our occasional biscuit review columns, we assess Weston's iconic biscuit, now owned by Arnotts. Fix yourself a cup of tea and dip in!