There are two films called “Nine” coming to a cinema near you in the coming months. Here’s a primer to ensure you end up watching the right one.

Apparently there's some dumb car race on this weekend, but luckily there's some decent stuff on the teev too, including opera, nerd comedy, top-notch Aussie drama, Monty Python side projects, and clitorises.

Gather round, everyone, for the first of our fun pop-culture Parlour Games. Which celebrities do you Love? And which ones do you Hate?