Like a rush of blood to the fangs comes that sookiest (as opposed to Sookie-est) of shameless vampire-themed cash-ins: the overwrought compilation album. We reckon we could do better than this.

When searching for insight into the mindset of weeping tweens that worship the glittering demons of Twilight, look no further than the Killers.

New special edition copies of the blockbuster Twilight saga come with blood-red ink along the edge of the pages. We suss out age-old design tricks, in order to judge a book by its page edge.

HarperCollins label Nikki Gemmell's new novel The Book Of Rapture as "fiction", and The Bride Stripped Bare as "literature". We discover the fascinating intricacies of book categorisation.